Selma Blair is the funniest girl that I’d love to know.

I’ve been a Selma Blair fan for well over a decade now, and one of the things that I find so lovable and endearing about Ms. Blair is her delightful sense of humor and wit. I’ve read and watched so many of her irresistible, charming, and refreshingly candid interviews throughout the years, and they’ve always left me with a smile.

I’ve decided to add a special category to honor my favorite funny girl – Funny Quotes From Selma Blair.

Here is the first entry. Many, many more to come. Enjoy!

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On Her Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Diet:

“This is why I can’t lose my baby weight, because I ate crepes, I ate French toast, I ate an ice cream cone, I had french fries, and three hamburgers! Then I’m going to go and have a full dinner with my son. Then I’ll go out again tonight.”

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On what 2-year-old son Arthur will dress as for Halloween:

“We’ll get him a foam finger and a hot little pair of panties.”

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On Her Christian Siriano Dress:

I’m not one of these people that’s like, I can eat whatever I want, whenever. I’m like, no I need a tight leather dress to keep all those hamburgers in, and I got one!”

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Selma Blair On Getting Her Bangs Cut:

“@LIGHTAARON thank you for the quick bang! I needed that. Xxxooo”

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Selma Blair On Motherhood:

“I didn’t realize how the lack of sleep would make me turn 125 years old. I mean, it’s unbelievable how much I look like Truman Capote now.”

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Selma Blair On Sleep Deprivation:

“Bags under eyes are now big enough to fit baby inside. Amazing.”

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Selma Blair On Her Son Arthur:

“People stop and say my baby is beautiful and in same breath say he looks nothing like me.”

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Selma Blair On Confidence:

“I just self deprecated all over myself.”

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Selma Blair On Wearing White:

“I’m wearing white now more than ever – it’s my favorite. I would just wear napkins. That’s how confident I am.”

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Selma Blair On Playing Young Characters:

“I played teen roles until high definition came out.”

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Selma Blair On Missing The Role Of Joey Potter:

“I could be living in a castle right now, with Tom Cruise as my husband. I have such a crush on him! Not as big a crush as I have on Bill Nighy. But I wish someone would jump on a couch for me…”

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On Jessica Alba Always Being So Prepared And Picture-Perfect With Her Kids:

“F— her.”

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On Her Famous & Profound Line From 2001 Storytelling: “Fuck me, n*****. Fuck me harder.”

“I don’t get to say that enough anymore. I really haven’t said it in days.”

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On Her Fashion Icon Status:

“Someone said I could pull off a plaid stair runner. Impressive.”

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